1  
   2  #!/usr/bin/env ruby
   3  
   4  require "rubygems"
   5  require "open-uri"
   6  require "hpricot"
   7  require "htmlentities"
   8  
   9  coder=HTMLEntities.new()
  10  
  11  doc=open("http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/I/itcrowd/quote_generator/") { |f| Hpricot(f) }
  12  
  13  section=doc/"blockquote"/"p"
  14  (section/"cite").remove()
  15  quote=section.inner_html
  16  
  17  # remove leading whitespace
  18  quote=quote.gsub(/^\s+/, "")
  19  
  20  # remove trailing whitespace
  21  quote=quote.gsub(/\s+$/, $/)
  22  
  23  # remove dash
  24  quote=quote.gsub(/\s\-\s+$/, $/).chomp
  25  
  26  # decode HTML entities
  27  quote=coder.decode(quote)
  28  
  29  puts quote